This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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