just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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