We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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