when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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