you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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