Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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