If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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