I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
