no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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