Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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