lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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