Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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