I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
