Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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