Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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