she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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