If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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