Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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