Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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