I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
