check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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