Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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