found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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