My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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