I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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