Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
