Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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