he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
this is an emotional support booty call
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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