Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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