real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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