we're blogging at a bar
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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