my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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