babies were throwing up all over the place
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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