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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up

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(864): View more from South Carolina

and the officer said have you been drinking

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and i said NOO SIR.

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and he said, I am a woman.

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(619): View more from California

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.

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(949): View more from California

this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"

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(214): View more from Texas

Come over. Drunk tacos.

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That isn't even a sentence.

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I kept the important parts.

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(937): View more from Ohio

look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later

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