And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
