if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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