BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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