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Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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