Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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