She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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