I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize