Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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