Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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