That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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