carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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