Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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