I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
