I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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