ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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