You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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