My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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